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i have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
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in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her
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friend one: the pretty one.
friend two: the cute one.
friend three: the flirty one.
friend four: the popular one.
me: the awkward, kinda funny one.
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When your sibling eats the food you hid from them
You little shit

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